Unlucky Pennies
by Shondra Snodderly
The stink of copper assaulted Esme as soon as she entered the house. It used to bother her, back when she first started in the business, but now she didn't even bat an eye. Instead she smiled at the couple that answered the door and allowed them to show her inside.
She took out her flashlight and shone it along the baseboards, taking note of the glint of metal as dozens of tiny devils scurried for cover. She marked her findings down on her inspection form. The couple had hovered over her for the entire inspection, and now she could feel their eyes drilling into her while they waited for her verdict. "There's no doubt about it," she said. "You've got pennies."
The husband ran a hand over his face and huffed. "We already knew that. What we don't know is how we got them."
"It's been years since I've even seen a dollar bill in person." From the look of the wife's boutique-style dress, Esme could believe it.
Her tour of the house had taken her through two bedrooms with toys scattered on the floor. It wasn't hard for her to make the connection, but sometimes customers needed a little help.
"You have kids, right?"
"They're at school," the wife said, already going on the defensive.
"What have they got to do with it?" She could almost hear the accusation in his tone. Are you calling us bad parents? Esme put her hands up in what she hoped was a placating gesture.
"I see this sort of thing all the time. Kids go outside to play. They see something round and shiny on the ground. It's cute, right? Harmless. Maybe they bring it home. Or they lose a tooth at school and another kid tells them about a fairy that trades presents for teeth. Before you know it, they're everywhere."
The husband opened his mouth to argue, but nothing came out. His wife went pale and put a hand over her mouth. She had seen this reaction before. It had probably never occurred to them to educate their kids about safe spending.
The wife recovered first. "So what can we do?"
